i would like to introduce you to my new sidekick, zombie girl. she's my friend, my pal, my confidant. don't get too close to her, she bites. okay, i bite too, but that's besides the point. you may see her now and again, she likes to join me on my adventures and to be honest, it's nice to have the company. she likes to call me gnomie. she's allowed, you are not.
